sticler:

sassy-gay-dust:

omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon

“take the bark for a walk”

“hey could you feed the meows”

“hey look at all those moos”

woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF

(Source: soclest)

quiff-diving:

h0llo:

what if every time you gained a follower you gained a pound

Are you talking British currency or weight because those are two completely different emotions

snowballsack:

melissaxwinter:

snowballsack:

when I die I want my ashes to be sneakily sprinkled over the food of hot celebrities so I can finally be inside them

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ

when I die I want my ashes to be sneakily sprinkled over the food of hot celebrities so I can finally be inside them

(Source: psyducked)

• friend: there's nothing worst than death
• me: final seasons
• me: post-concert depression
• me: when there's no food
• me: fictional characters dying
• me: hipsters blogs
• me: cry over bands
• me: your crush asks someone else out
• me: no wi-fi
• friend: ....
• me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you

• skinny people : ewwww she is sooo thin she looks like a stick she should go eat a hamburger
• bigger people: OMG she is soo discusting why does she even eat?
• depressed people : you stupid emo cutter get away from me
• happy people: i don't wanna talk to them they obviously don't understand hard life
• smart people : he/she is such a nerd they have no social life
• not-so-smart people: they are soo stupid why do they even go to school
• poor people: ewwww you have been wearing the same clothes all year why are you even talking to me
• rich people : oh my god they are so full of themselves different clothes every day i bet they have a great life
• girls who slept with somebody : ewww you are so disgusting you friggin slut better don't touch me
• virgins : such a goody-two-shoes i bet she hasn't even had her first kiss yet eww haha
• AND THEN PEOPLE WONDER WHY THERE ARE MORE AND MORE TEENS KILLING THEMSELVES EVERY YEAR.SOCIETY MAKES ME FEEL SICK.THEY TELL YOU TO BE YOURSELF THEN THEY JUDGE YOU.THIS IS NOT HOW IT SHOULD WORK.

• slutty girl: ouch my throat really hurts
• me: i bet your knees do too
• her: what
• me: what

heros-doodie:

I have a girl in my class who thinks that fandoms are only a small percent of tumbler. I challenged her and for every note this post gets she has to read a page of Homestuck.

(Source: bunnymundishardtodraw)

kawaiians:

whenever i bark at dogs and they bark back i wonder what we’re talking about

(Source: mensrightsactivist)

i think the saddest thing on tumblr is when you’re halfway through writing a text post and something inside you just dies and you hit the cancel button

(Source: mariambintperf)

o-k-compooper:

souschen:

i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing

couples should just smash their last names together

so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski

and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous

why aren’t we doing this